I was Beet Boy for about a week after spending time in the Florida sun.
I don't know if Beet Boy has t-shirts or any other merchandise. I don't know if he has any cartoons or movies coming out. Now that I think about it post-heat stroke, I don't think Beet Boy is any kind of character at all. Not even a member of the Legion of Substitute Heroes.
Nevertheless, for a brief moment of time, I was Beet Boy.