American Haiku: Mitch Dictates the Pitch

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read my first one, and others I've written since, by clicking here and scrolling down.

 

 

American Haiku: Mitch Dictates the Pitch
 

Five-seven hold up.

No need to rock boat further.

(We still have it all. We still have it all.)