Bonus American Haiku: Once Inside

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read my first one, and others I've written since, by clicking here and scrolling down.

 

 

American Haiku: Once Inside
 

Five-seven-five wait!

No lizard men with kids brains?

What do we do now? What do we do now?