Chad Parenteau: Poet For Hire: Free (Slightly Used) Food of the Week

Wow. This is one offer I would have taken.

$Facebook Post: "Edit: Claimed! Hi, all, my [redacted] made sticky coconut chicken and rice tonight. My 4 year old rejected it, and I don't eat chicken. Please help us with the leftovers! Pick up near [redacted\. Photo from the NYT recipe for the algorithm!"$