When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku.
An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read
others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.
American Haiku: Trump's Measured Response
Dismantle U.N.!
They tried to kill me with stairs!
They tried to kill me with a teleprompter!
Brother Chad had the truth, slipped from the bonds of prop-POP-aGander
ReplyDeleteForsooth.
He nailed the escalator, sooner not later.
And in a timely quote, of the “No-Tellah- Promptah- He groped.
Spinning out the Tale,
of DJT’s magnificent FAIL
WHERE - on the Worlds Stage
He fumed and he raged
Revealing not Concealing
The stage of his wits-
in a fluttering and blustering shits!
Its all bare and revealed
Leaving nothing conceal
A compassioness rant
With a mess in his pants.
Show all who listened
Just how a polished turd glistened
Embarrassed himself
There's nothing left on the shelf.