Message For Conservative Voters

If there are those of you who still believe things that G.W. is getting his guidance from God, or that AIDS is punishment from The Lord for homosexuality....

Well, if I were you, I'd be looking at Florida's current state and taking it as a warning from above.

I know one or two people in Florida, so I don't want to seem cruel. As much as I disliked the state even before the year 2000, I wouldn't want any of my friends to lose their homes.

So don't you think some of y'all should repent before you bring much worse to the state or anywhere else they might have stolen votes?

I'm just speaking out of concern. I'm from the (cough) liberal state of Massachusetts, so I'm safe no matter what you do.

Just remember: Everytime you glaze over or praise W's piss-poor record, or even campaign for him....God destroys Florida.