The Snow Stops Me From Burying Bodies

The first freezing of the pipes happened this morning, and both roommates left me with the mess. Finally got the water working by late morning. Now I have to go away for three days and hope that the two roommates who don't even bring recyclables down cellar can rise to the challenge and...with limbs quivering underenormous strain...leave a faucet running overnight.

Man, if I only had a live cam, so I could literally sell the drama.