Good Bye Baseball, Hello Urine Free Sidewalks

I'm neither a Yankees fan nor a Red Sox fan, but Red Sox fans are easier to make fun of than the religious right.

And so, in light of the Yankees' recent sweep and the hopes that the season will be over sooner than later, subway traffic will resume near-human levels again, and there will be no sanctioned riots for another year, a hopeful poem:

Haiku

To All Red Sox Fans
Come back in eighty-four years.
Signed, Boston Red Sox.