These are the haiku written over the last year that I've been keeping on my MySpace page. See my post below as to why. Just a big catch-up, then I'll post new stuff.
Open Mike Haiku
The next reader to
use "thee" in their poems will get
thy fucking throat slit.
Bad Pre-Take-Off Joke Haiku
We must be high up
All of the giants look like
regular people.
Airport Haiku
Snow marks departure,
floating down like confetti,
wishing we could stay.
Disillusioned Bourbon Street Blues Bar Haiku
Gin Blossom covers?!?
If Bo Diddley wasn't dead,
we'd want him to be.
Lonely People Haiku
Lonely People talk
to their lapdancers as if
they're older sisters.
Jaded Follower Explains Religion
PrayPayPrayPayPray
PayPrayPayPrayPayPrayPay
Nowfuckoffanddie.
Date Night Haiku
Walking to your door,
holding requested pizza--
This is so porno.
Tattoo
Kissing fish floating
on your nape, belaboring
obvious allure.
Sports Venue Haiku
Garden, Fenway. Why
choose one as a favorite
when both smell like pee?
Anti-Summer Movie And Sports Haiku
New Dr. Seuss flick:
Sneetches, replacing green stars
with Celtics t-shirts.
Fall Countdown Haiku
Trampled by tourists,
sumer park grass, crew cut, plans
to grow beard for cold.
Haiku
Ex-lover walks past
face-front like a linebacker
trampling weak hellos.
...
Off to waste your life,
watching the grass grow into
the perfect haiku.
New Beach Haiku
Drenched in salt water,
your hand goes to mine, searching
for an open wound.
Pervert Haiku
Women wearing white
getting in out of the rain
make the world go 'round.
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