Sexy Bitch Jesus
Sexy Bitch Jesus
wears Sailor Moon
schoolgirl outfits
and has ten disciples
instead of twelve
and none cuter than her.
Sexy Bitch Jesus won't admit
that she needs a plan.
She thinks running around
with a aluminum sword
and kicking people randomly
is enough to go on.
When debating she other
prophets, the other Jesuses,
she responds by punching
them in the groin (even the women)
and shouting "SEXY BITCH JESUS!"
over and over again.
She claims her "Bitch, please" face
can cure an overblown ego.
There is...quiet debate on this.
Sexy Bitch Jesus has an
acceptance of all but the
quietest of men and women,
preferring the voice drenching
background music
of a Zach Snyder movie.
Sexy Bitch Jesus
is in danger of being
overthrown before
actually doing anything
with sexy bitchiness,
largely in part due
to a growing sect
with a common belief
that think she's just a cunt.
1 comment:
i just wanted to mention that i love this poem; it produces a viceral reaction every time
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