Anyone who still says they're enjoying the summer or that they thought this past weekend was "da bomb" are officially no longer humans but reptilian freaks of nature and should be stripped of their jobs, clothing and residencies before leaving them to crawl around in the streets until they're run over by buses or the elderly driving their scooters erratically due to heat stroke.
Let's all make sure this happens quickly and in an orderly fashion. Some people still need jobs for free AC and residencies for built-in shade.
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