Thursday, March 21, 2013

My Rejected Limerick Submissions to Salon.com, 3/15/13

 I'll try to get these up earlier in the week, as I plan to send many more.


The Catholic Church smoke blew away
revealing same pope different day.
with more homilies
about families
and outrage if kids grow up gay.

I'll start posting these every Monday post-rejection.


The problem with limericks on Pope
is using same rhyme words with "Pope."
"Hope" yadda yadda
equals "Nope" nada
the Salon editors cannot cope.


Dick Cheney's self review is like
Sinatra singing "My Way" on mic.
He's his own rat pack you see
just singing with glee
before shooting Sammy in face.

1 comment:

Madeleine Begun Kane said...

LOL! I too often feel like a reject (or at least a Salon reject) on Mondays. :)