Wednesday, November 29, 2023

American Haiku: Trump as Armchair Conqueror

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.

 
American Haiku: Trump as Armchair Conqueror

So how would I solve
I'd just win. I'd just win.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hire a gaggle of models to act as stage dressing
Congratulate self for a job well done
Buy around of Mac & fries for everyone
Using expired coupons.