Surely a Black Eye Opener

 

My usual alt-right newsletter service (still don't know how or why they started sending stuff to me) was very sparse last month. When I went on the much scarier sites, I think I figured out why. “Black-Eyed Clarity," the Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem for October, is up now at Medium.

Going Back to Sleep

Been watching the QAnon documentary series on HBO Max. Halfway though, making this a perfect time to put up my found poem of August's alternative-to-news sources. Here's "Awaken Me When September Ends," up now at Medium.

Up Late AND Also Early

I finished my found poem of July's alt-right news highlights. This is the first time I've been early in months if not years. "Who's Screens The Screenplay?" is my latest Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem, up now at Medium.

About Time

June lasted forever, yet it went so fast, I ended up being behind in getting my found poem together. Here are the "best" of the alt-right headlines from June to form another mad narrative. It's Tales of the Alt-Blight, up now at Medium.

Remember Last Month/Century?

The blame game was strong amongst the alt-right in January. How bad did it get? Read "Snake Bites Tail, Tail Bites Back" my latest Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem, up now on Medium.

The Grand Finally!

"Rats in the Sewer Smelling More Rats" closes out my Tales of the Alt-Blight found poems covering 2020 fake news. It's up now at Medium. 

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Finished

I've been doing found poems based on alt-right "news" sources for a while. I think it's all been heading to this entry for November, the craziest piece I've ever compiled. Little wonder why. Even though I have one more to go in 2020, this might be the penultimate found poem for 2020. Read "Go Down Slinging," the latest Tales of the Alt-Bright, up now at Medium.

Caught Up

 

If you voted for Biden, then October's found poem from (ahem) alternative news sources will have more humor than previous entries. And just wait for November's chapter given the crackpot headlines from the past few days.

 

Read "Heading to Dark Winter Wonderland," my latest Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem for October, up now at Medium.

Almost There

 

I told myself I would catch up with these found poems based on "alternative news" before Election Day was really underway. I'm nearly there. Read "We Go High, They Go Deep," my latest Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem for September, up now at Medium.

Let the Catch Up Begin

 

I stopped publishing my alt-right fake news found poems after the July poem came out late. After months of moving and internet issues, I'm coming out with my late poems before putting out the October piece. Here's "Fighting Plagues with Puns" the belated August Tales of the Alt-Blight, now up at Medium.

Finished

Halfway through the current month is better than not at all. This summer has been a fever pitch of false facts. Watch it rise one line at at time with the latest Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem, up now at Medium.

Done At Last

I have posted this super late. I almost didn't want to, but I think this poem needs to exist, if only for my sake so I can be reminded how insane a month June was. I do the best of the worst alternative headlines out there with June's Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem, "Everything is a Happening," over at Medium.

What a May!

The alt-right loves putting the word "Boom!" in their headlines, their video titles and their emails. At first, I thought I didn't have enough "Boom!" in my latest found poem of May's alternative news headlines to justify its title, "Lowering the Boom!" Then I searched Bitchute, and I was good. Read my latest Tales of the Alt-Blight at Medium.
 

All Caught Up

Another reason it took me a while to get these found poems based on alt-right news done is because my "sources" were pretty silent for most of April. But they made up for lost time in the remaining week and a half. Read "Keep Calm and Flail On," the latest Tales of the alt-blight, up now on Medium.
 

It's About Time

So in all the panic, I forgot to see how the, er, alternative media was covering the pandemic as things went down. Let's both find out in this delayed Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem for March. Read "Choose Your Own Panic Button, up now at Medium.

Can't Believe It Took This Long

Had a small delay with my laptop being unavailable for a couple of days. Sadly, there are some thing I can't do with a phone or pad. January was nuts for the alternative facts. Not even Kobe Bryant was spared. Read the latest Tales of the Alt-Blight, up now at Medium.

How About That 2019, Huh?

Think the alt-right news sources took last month's impeachment well? Let's see with the last Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem of 2019 as we parse the scare headlines of December. Thanks for reading these. The newest one, "The Roar for the Roaring Twenties," is up now at Medium.
 

October is Gone, But the Horror Remains

It took a couple of days, but I finally compiled the best of the worst alternative news headlines. They were all up in arms last month. See how in the latest Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem on Medium.