American Haiku: Trump Does Brand Math

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.

 

American Haiku: Trump Does Brand Math

Fa-la-la the law!

I'm worth much more than numbers

are legally allowed to show!

Jazz Poetry at Shades of Green Pub in New York, Monday September 18

Check this out if you're in New York. Information courtesy of Patricia Carragon.

 

Phoenix Open Mic

This Monday, September 18 at 6:30 pm,

Shades of Green Pub, 125 E. 15th Street, NYC

Open mic

$5 Donation

American Haiku: Trumpathy

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Trumpathy

New Yorkers got shot.

I got shot with...law bullets.

I hurt too.  I hurt too. 

Happy Belated Linda Lerner