Showing posts with label Ron DeSantis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ron DeSantis. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 16, 2023

American Haiku: First They Came for the Guilty

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 


American Haiku: First They Came for the Guilty

Don't turn politics
Why are you looking at me like that...?

Wednesday, June 07, 2023

American Haiku: Florida is Fine

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.

 
American Haiku: Florida is Fine


Wednesday, October 05, 2022

American Haiku: DeSantis Walks on Burning Water

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 


American Haiku: DeSantis Walks on Burning Water

Wednesday, September 28, 2022

American Haiku: Desantis Writes to Ian

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 


American Haiku: Desantis Writes to Ian

Dear Sir Hurricane: 
Please don't kill too many (whites).

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

American Haiku: Between Two Lessers

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.

American Haiku: Between Two Lessers

between overtly racist
and point one percent less overtly racist.

Wednesday, August 25, 2021

American Haiku: Florida's Victory Dance

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 



American Haiku: Florida's Victory Dance
 
What do you mean *cough* get vaccine? *cough*
Bitch, *cough* please. *cough* *cough* We're *cough* Florida. *cough* *cough*

Wednesday, August 11, 2021

American Haiku: The Florida Unchecked

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 
American Haiku: The Florida Unchecked