An Extra Chick-fil-A Thought

I've been in Boston a long time, and I'm starting to wonder if that Chick-fil-A is cursed. This wouldn't have happened if that place was still a Burger King. Or even a Wendy's.

 

Boston Stabbing Afterthoughts

You know you've been living in Boston a long time when you talk about last night's Chick-fil-A stabbing and someone says, "I hope _______ is still alive!"