Chad Parenteau: Poet For Hire
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Friday, July 17, 2026
My Friday Morning Music
My Bonnie Tyler tribute continues now and concludes later with the most obvious picks. How many movies has this song been featured in, and it never got old.
Leopards Eating Faces Update!
Yes, Reverend, Trump "betrayed" you (as much as someone who made his evil intentions clear can possibly betray you when they're being obviously and honestly evil), but you fed your congregation to the leopards yourself. You betrayed them even more, and you deserve the leopards you get.
Thursday, July 16, 2026
Yep, I Wrote That!
My poem "All F--ked Out" (yes, really) is published today over at Drinkers Only. Thanks to John Patrick Robbins for publishing something different of mine.
Cold Air Blows In
James Van Looy gives us a more wintry poem with this week's poem column.
Read It's All One Thing, up now at Oddball Magazine.
Mary Ann Honaker Features at Stone Soup Poetry, 7-15-26
From this week's online gathering. Thanks to Mary Ann Honaker for a wonderful feature with work from her latest collection. You can pre-order it now.
Hello Again
Stone Soup is back and we returned in style. Thanks so much to Mary Ann Honaker for featuring last night. Be sure to support her by purchasing her latest collection, Night is Another Realm Altogether. Be back next week for special feature Marc Goldfinger.
Wednesday, July 15, 2026
I Knew Today Was Going to be Brutal
At least I can get ready for Stone Soup Poetry's return tonight.
Mary Ann Honaker is tonight's special feature.
I hope you join us.
Keeping Allies Close
Strangers in the Same Place
It's Your Patriotic Duty This Month
Read poetry and reviews, in the July issue of North of Oxford by Editors Diane Sahms and g emil reutter.
While you're at it, read the review of reutter's Making America Sad Again – Trump and the Sycophants over at the GAS: Poetry Art and Music website.
A Moment of Comics
I have to admit I've been enjoying the crossover specials between Marvel and DC Comics. It's nice seeing comics created by writers and artists who aren't "company men" obsessed with brand loyalty or having one character one-up the other. How can that exist anymore in this age? Anyway, here's a page from the story "Our Kryptonite," written by Brad Meltzer and drawn by Pepe Larraz.
American Haiku: One Perfect Follow-Up After Another
Your Wednesday Morning Poetry
To mark Lindsey Graham's death, here is a brutal and necessary poem by Mohammed El-Kurd. Read "Tonight We Die as a Family" over at The Poetry Society.
Tuesday, July 14, 2026
Going Loco
This Week's Most Distinguished Network Name
Monday, July 13, 2026
The Call Continues
Check out Chainmail Poetry, read Kate Fetters-Walp's poem and consider writing your own response using a phrase from Kate's poem. You have Wednesday at midnight to do so.
Set Your Poems to Burst
Send three poems that have at least have the word "burst" to donkingfishercampbell@gmail.com by 11:59 PM PST on July 17th.
For All of Us
Tonight: The Contro-Verse Open Mic at Urban Media Arts in Malden with Nicholas Roberts
From 7:00 to 8:00 PM. Doors open at 6:30 PM. At Urban Media Arts on 145 Pleasant Street in Malden, MA. Hosted by Anna Geoffroy and Ethan Mackler. Click here for more information.
Now We Learn Pot Luck Etiquette
More life lessons from Anne Skove in her latest comic.
Read "She Who Laughs Lasts" now at Oddball Magazine.
First Card Down
My Monday Morning Music,
Bonnie Tyler passed away last week. Starting my tribute to her this week with the first song I ever heard from her on the radio.
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Sunday, July 12, 2026
Dragging This Up
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"Lindsey Graham’s Glorious Fifteen Week Plan" is an unpublished old poem I'm putting up on Patreon for free and paid subscribers.
I Want to Live
I took this photo back in March of 2023. Never found a use for it until now. Posting it today after the last couple of weeks of medical visits.
Your Weekly Dose of God
The best I can bother with today is a picture of Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham in the afterlife most people are picturing them in today.

























