Chad Parenteau: Poet For Hire
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Friday, April 24, 2026
My Friday Evening Music
Stone Soup Croutons, 4-8-26: Where do You Go Now?
Stone Soup Croutons is a weekly poem I write using lines and impressions selected from Stone Soup Poetry's open mic readers and features. I figure out a title (and sometimes the rest of the poem) later. You can read the other ones I've done since 2015 here.
I was enjoying writing other things for a while.
Monday: The Contro-Verse Open Mic at Urban Media Arts in Malden with Shannon O'Connor
From 7:00 to 8:00 PM. Doors open at 6:30 PM. At Urban Media Arts on 145 Pleasant Street in Malden, MA. Hosted by Anna Geoffroy and Ethan Mackler. Click here for more information.
Grab Those Last Pearls
Continuing our series of featured writer/artists with longime Oddball staple Jennifer Matthews. Thank you for reading Oddball Magazine this week. Stay safe this weekend.
This Is Happening More
Soneone tried to follow and communicate with me on Bluesky posing as an anti-Trump wrestler using the above photo of Bayley, one of the most famous women wrestlers. Maybe it was just a random catfish, or maybe they connected with me due to my wrestling work. I don't know which is sadder.
Jennifer Bannan, Virtual Thursdays Dire Literary Series Plus Q and A with Timothy Gager, 4/23/26
Yesterday's Dire today. Hosted by Timothy Gager.
My Friday Morning Music
When I heard this King Missile track, I thought the lyrics inspired Rich Mackin's non-protest from over two decades ago. I asked Rich if he knew the track, and he said no. He's a punk guy, so I still believe him all these years later. Still...
Leopards Eating Faces Update!
I could just say "women" this week and end it there, but let's start with Lori Chavez-DeRemer, another of the women forced to leave Trump's administration. Trump throwing women under the bus (or under the dirt of his golf resorts) is so predictable, now Tulsi Gabbard is projected as being next on the chopping block. Between them, Riley Gaines last week, and Caitlyn Jenner a few days ago, it seems like Trump is taking his frustrations out on women to make himself feel better about Iran. And unlike Iran, Trump is winning that fight.
Thursday, April 23, 2026
Sick and Tired of It
Jesus f--king f--k. Why is The Face That Is the Space blocking my post for James Van Looy's poem column It's All One Thing today and making it less noticeable. I have guesses.
Madman Theory Foreign Policy
James Van Looy is back again with It's All One Thing, the longest running poem column to run in Oddball Magazine.
Diane Sahms Features at Stone Soup Poetry, 4-22-26
From this week's online gathering. A true night of experimental work. Pick up Diane's latest book, of an octopus: an archite|x|tural awareness of words, as soon as you can.
Goodbye, Philly!
Thanks to everyone who came out last night and special thanks to Diane Sahms for a fantastic feature. Be sure to buy her collection, of an octopus: an archite|x|tural awareness of words. Stay tuned for more Stone Soup News as we approach our fifty-fifth anniversary.
Wednesday, April 22, 2026
Why Am I Here?
Final Burn
The Crawl Begins
More Student Time
A Moment of Comics
I miss being able to just sit down and read poetry. In this week's entry, non-breakout character Feron enjoys (off-page) a lesser=known poem by William Butler Yeats in the Alan Davis helmed Excalibur #48. Written and penciled by Davis with inks by Mark Farmer.
American Haiku: Trump Recites Scripture from Memory
I am me and you
love me and you love me and
you all think I'm Jesus!
NaPoWriMo, Day Twenty-Two, Poem Twenty-Two
You're an Emotional Landfill
Behold. Another trauma dump
Why else are you around people
if not to catalog their sins.
Your Wednesday Morning Poetry
Tuesday, April 21, 2026
Come In
This Week's Most Distinguished Network Name
News from the Front, 4-21-26
Not going from sick to canceled. Sorry. Let Carder Anderson do this one.
Monday, April 20, 2026
In with the New
Do Marvel Movies Have Such Prep Time?
Anne Skove's comic made me audibly laugh. Read her latest "She Who Laughs Lasts" over at Oddball Magazine.
Tired
Last Month
I took an older camera to the No Kings protest back in March. Something that used a card for storage. Practiced on the John Hancock Tower. Happy with the results.
My Monday Morning Music
I remember being in college and reading about John S Hall, the lead vocalist of King Missile, and how he read at open mics and with Allen Ginsberg. There was a history of controversy with his "Detachable Penis song at my undergrad, but I'm going to feature the real gem on the band's Happy Hour album. I would love to perform this on an open mic.
Sunday, April 19, 2026
Interesting Choice of Words
Hottest huh? We’ll s dementia-ridden clock is right once in a while.
Flashback
Can't make it out to my Mom's this Sunday. As a consolation prize to myself, here's a photo from September 2, 2019 of my Mom and Smokey, who's doing his best impersonation of a potato sack.
Your Weekly Dose of God
Also took this on the way home from the Saint Patrick's Day parade. This was right next to this previously mentioned cross. A year ago when I took this picture, I wondered if the cross and the "Drugs Are The Devil" message were connected. Now I'm sure they are done by the same person or group of people.























