Chad Parenteau: Poet For Hire
The Blog
Friday, February 20, 2026
A Timely Eulogy
Monday: The Contro-Verse Open Mic at Urban Media Arts in Malden with Shannon O'Connor
From 7:00 to 8:00 PM. Doors open at 6:30 PM. At Urban Media Arts on 145 Pleasant Street in Malden, MA. Hosted by Anna Geoffroy and Ethan Mackler. Click here for more information.
Thursday, February 19, 2026
Get That Selfie
James Van Looy was right about everything.
I don't mean that in a facetious way.
Read It's All One Thing now at Oddball Magazine.
Off the Grid
Wednesday, February 18, 2026
Cold Water
Like a Serpent's Tongue
Never Retire
A Moment of Comics
American Haiku: Trump State of the Union Leaked
Trump (no Epstein) Trump
Trump Trump (kill brown people) Trump
Trump (no one gets to vote) Trumpy Trump.
Your Wednesday Morning Poetry
Tuesday, February 17, 2026
Most Exquisite
This Week's Most Distinguished Network Name
It's amazing what people will name their online networks. I'm always trying to hijack Wi-Fi when I'm commuting, so I often come across a number of interesting names. Every Tuesday, I post the most impressive and/or cringe-inducing names.
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| I'm expecting the noise interrupting my piece any second now... |
Monday, February 16, 2026
Never Too Late, Maybe
Catching up with everything that happened when I wasn't online. Thanks to Don Kingfisher Campbell for accepting "Too Late to Be a Love Poem" and "Too Late to Be a Love Poem, Part 2" in the Four Feathers Press anthology Love.
I Get All of These!
Smashed
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons captures a moment of rage to kick off the week today at Oddball Magazine.
February 18: Stone Soup is On Vacation
After spending much of last week getting my computer fixed and dealing with other nonsense, I'll be taking this week off for my planned vacation.
Stone Soup will return next week on February 25 with Jules Nyquist.
Part of the Madness
Thanks to Patricia Carragon for including me in the March Madness issue of her Sense and Sensibility Haiku journal yesterday. Check out the whole issue!
Saturday, February 14, 2026
Happy Valentines Day
Friday, February 13, 2026
My Friday Evening Music
Crude and Cruel Wisdom
Wise Words with Bruce Wise closes out Oddball Magazine. Thanks for reading us this week.
Damn
Newly Added to the Link
Check out Chainmail Poetry and read Kristen Keckler's poem in response to my poem published last week. Consider writing your own response using a phrase from Kristen's poem. You have until the end of next Wednesday to do so.
Leopards Eating Faces Update!
Steven Mnuchin proves that your loyalty to a tyrant only ensures you inherit not their power but their blame. Nothing more. Maybe less.

















