Chad Parenteau: Poet For Hire
The Blog
Wednesday, February 18, 2026
Cold Water
Like a Serpent's Tongue
Never Retire
A Moment of Comics
American Haiku: Trump State of the Union Leaked
Trump (no Epstein) Trump
Trump Trump (kill brown people) Trump
Trump (no one gets to vote) Trumpy Trump.
Your Wednesday Morning Poetry
Tuesday, February 17, 2026
Most Exquisite
This Week's Most Distinguished Network Name
It's amazing what people will name their online networks. I'm always trying to hijack Wi-Fi when I'm commuting, so I often come across a number of interesting names. Every Tuesday, I post the most impressive and/or cringe-inducing names.
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| I'm expecting the noise interrupting my piece any second now... |
Monday, February 16, 2026
Never Too Late, Maybe
Catching up with everything that happened when I wasn't online. Thanks to Don Kingfisher Campbell for accepting "Too Late to Be a Love Poem" and "Too Late to Be a Love Poem, Part 2" in the Four Feathers Press anthology Love.
I Get All of These!
Smashed
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons captures a moment of rage to kick off the week today at Oddball Magazine.
February 18: Stone Soup is On Vacation
After spending much of last week getting my computer fixed and dealing with other nonsense, I'll be taking this week off for my planned vacation.
Stone Soup will return next week on February 25 with Jules Nyquist.
Part of the Madness
Thanks to Patricia Carragon for including me in the March Madness issue of her Sense and Sensibility Haiku journal yesterday. Check out the whole issue!
Saturday, February 14, 2026
Happy Valentines Day
Friday, February 13, 2026
My Friday Evening Music
Crude and Cruel Wisdom
Wise Words with Bruce Wise closes out Oddball Magazine. Thanks for reading us this week.
Damn
Newly Added to the Link
Check out Chainmail Poetry and read Kristen Keckler's poem in response to my poem published last week. Consider writing your own response using a phrase from Kristen's poem. You have until the end of next Wednesday to do so.
Leopards Eating Faces Update!
Steven Mnuchin proves that your loyalty to a tyrant only ensures you inherit not their power but their blame. Nothing more. Maybe less.
Thursday, February 12, 2026
So There We Have It
James Van Looy shows you what's in plain sight with this week's poem column. Read It's All One Thing now over at Oddball Magazine.
Richard Spisak Features at Stone Soup Poetry, 2-11-26
From this week's online gathering. Hope you got some chuckles from Richard's special performance.
Thanks, Richard
I really appreciate Richard Spisak cominb back from illness to deliver the Stone Soup feature he promised. Seek out his books if only to distract yourselves while I go away and take a week off from Stone Soup and return on the 25th for Jules Nyquist.
Tempted
Sometimes I'll just want to post on Facebook, "Will you f--kers stop smelling your farts with this 365 poem-a-day blog thing? "
I stop myself, but the temptation grows greater every year.
Wednesday, February 11, 2026
Won't Have to Do This For a Little Bit
Beatdowns and Body Counts
Little Men
It's a darker mix in the waters today. We start with poet Salvatore Difalco and artist Mark Blickley this Wednesday at Oddball Magazine. Welcome and thanks for reading.
An Abundance of Poetry
The February issue of North of Oxford is chock full of poetry, which includes the anthology And So This is Winter... Check it out now and thanks to g emil reutter and Diane Sahms for the extra work.
Other Saint’s Day
A Moment of Comics
For Valentine's Day week, I want to feature something from a love comic. What else could it be but one of my favorite pages from Saga #1. Written by Brian K. Vaughan with artwork by Fiona Staples.
American Haiku: Kid Rock's Lips Move
I did not lip synch
while Trump sang "Bawitdaba"
on a mic behind the curtain!



























