Chad Parenteau: Poet For Hire
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Saturday, October 17, 2026
Friday, October 16, 2026
Gather Your Feathers!
Submissions for Four Feathers Press: Bite are due by 11:59 PST. Submit your bite themed/bite mentioning poems to donkingfishercampbell@gmail.com while you can.
Wisdom in Another Vacuum
Here Bruce Wise with Wise Words for an after-lunch serving from Oddball Magazine.
No Call
"No Rounds" is my latest for The Rye Whiskey Review with appreciation for Editor and Publisher John Patrick Robbins.
News from the Front: First Day
Congratulations person whose name I’ll never remember past this video.
My Friday Morning Music
The "monster" theme seems to changed to a "monster in my pants" theme. Can I end with that tonight? We'll see.
Thursday, October 15, 2026
My Mini Bike Fantasy
I think about this every time s mini bike passes me while almost taking out a side mirror or drive circles around me or passes me to drive a circle around me while almost hitting a side mirror.
You Know What?
I want the next White House Press Secretary to be someone from my high school class who still crimps their hair forty years later, has their prom photo for their profile pic and changes him while while fielding questions and talks about how most of our history teachers were all communists.
If the future is being written like it's Mad Libs, let's at least keep it interesting.
Not Welcome
Josette Akresh-Gonzales takes you on a tour of Cop City USA as this week's feature poet at The Arts Fuse.
Timothy Gager Features at Stone Soup Poetry, 10-14-26
From this week's online gathering. Timothy is offering his upcoming book, These New Orbs, for $10. You can send him the money through PayPal (ctgager37@yahoo.com) or Venmo (@timothy-gager) for a copy. Stay tuned for more Stone Soup news!
Bye, Timmy
A fine month of poetry continues. Thanks to Timothy Gager for giving a wonderful feature last night. He is offering his upcoming book, These New Orbs, for $10. You can send him the money through PayPal (ctgager37@yahoo.com) or Venmo (@timothy-gager) for a copy. Stay tuned for more Stone Soup news!
Wednesday, October 14, 2026
Not Soon Enough
Heading home soon to prepare for Stone Soup Poetry tonight.
Timothy Gager is our special feature.
Can't wait to get his new book.
I hope you're with us in the virtual crowd tonight.
Gutsy
Ending on a wilder note than what we started with thanks to poet Dan Provost and artist Ira Joel Haber. We appreciate you all reading Oddball Magazine this Wednesday. Come back for more later!
Cruising
Poet Paul Dickey and photographer Glenn Bowie drive into our first Wednesday slot.
Welcome to our day of featured poets and artists at Oddball Magazine.
Leaving the Table
A very fitting poem for the fall season courtesy of Lee Varon in this week's Lyrical Somerville. Read it now at The Somerville Times.
Ha!
Never saw this sticker done up to look like a "I Voted" sticker. Let's hope voting in November doesn't feel like that kind of movement.
Fitting
Found in Kennebunk over the weekend. Definitely captures the country's mood post Nobel Peace Prize announcement.
A Moment of Comics
First Halloween Post of the month! There aren't many places where this comic survives to be read. Freddy Krueger's A Nightmare on Elm Street was a rare Marvel gem in the eighties. Written by Steve Gerber (who was no stranger to writing about abused children), pencils by Rich Buckler and finishes by Alfredo Acala, it's a crime it never lasted past two issues. It really kept the original spirit of Freddy Krueger before the films got sillier. Enjoy a page from the disturbing "origin" story of the title character from the first issue.
American Haiku: Heeeeyyy Zacharia
Trump gives her ten stars
out of five, would so date her
if she looked more like Ivanka.
"Russians" with New Lyrics
I’m old enough now that when I reference a song, I need to put the song up so people know what I’m talking about.
Your Wednesday Morning Poetry
Two from Jose Hernandez Diaz this week. Read "The Man in a 'Don’t Deport Me I’m A Christian' Shirt" and "The Man in a 'Don’t Deport Me I’m A Capitalist' Shirt" via the online journal Anomaly.
Tuesday, October 13, 2026
Who's Home?
Poet Damion Hamilton and photographer Jennifer Matthews kick off Tuesday at Oddball Magazine.
This Week's Most Distinguished Network Name
Monday, October 12, 2026
A Tasty Memory
Fellow Traveler Anne Skove relates a first from younger days in this week's comic. Read "She Who Laughs Lasts" now at Oddball Magazine.
Watching It Happen
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons on the comeuppance of someone else other than Trump will open this holiday Monday at Oddball Magazine.
My Monday Morning Music
I decided to do a theme of monster themed songs this week. The first song is "Monster" from Fred Schneider of the B-52s. I was surprised I was able to see this video. It looks like this video was banned on MTV, so I might have found it on the then-local UHF video channel site V66. Really.
This Week's Friendly Reminder
They may call Trump a Nazi, they may draw him to look like a Nazi, but don't let that distract you from the fact that Trump is a Nazi.
Sunday, October 11, 2026
Friends Like These
Here's a selfie Toni Bee took of her and Ed Gault four years ago during a Stone Soup event at one of the Fort Point Arts Community events I couldn't host because I was away during the holiday weekend. Ed hosted and Toni provided the extra energy. I haven't seen either Toni or Edward face to face for quite a bit. I hope I'm able to get together with them and other local Stone Soupers before the end of the year.
Another Nice Little Mark for the Fall
"My Final Resumé Objective" is my latest little poem for the fifteenth issue of Molecule. So glad to be published with other poets like Noah Berlatsky, Drew Pisarra, Toby Hofacre and many others. Read it here.


























