Chad Parenteau: Poet For Hire
The Blog
Friday, May 29, 2026
Thought This Video Was Interesting
I'll Pour You One
My poem "Wasted Your Life, Now What?" has been published in The Rye Whiskey Review. Appreciate John Patrick Robbins for helping me close out May with this.
Giveth and Taketh
These flowers don't last very long, gone before summer even officially starts. They likely only survived last week's ninety degree day because of the culminating thunderstorm. With no real rain this week, the wilting finally came.
My Friday Morning Music
More Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock from back in the day. This was a popular song during aerobic classes in college. Yes, I took aerobics. A dorm mate liked a girl that went and wanted backup, and I needed the exercise.
Leopards Eating Faces Update!
Texas has a habit of trying to help destroy the rest of the country. Some Texans realize their hand in this every once in a while, but it's often too late.
Thursday, May 28, 2026
My Mindset During This Week's Commute
I'm silly sometimes.
Don't Even Have to Say the Last Name
James Van Looy's latest poem column is back for another week.
That's how you know it's Thursday.
Read It's All One Thing over at Oddball Magazine.
Susan Deer Cloud Features at Stone Soup Poetry, 5-27-26
From this week's online gathering.Thanks to Stone Soup's big sister for closing our fifty-fifth anniversary the best way, with poetry and friends.
Bye Fifty Five
Stone Soup Poetry's fifty-fifth anniversary month has concluded, and we had a blast. Thanks to much to Stone Soup's big sister Susan Deer Cloud for putting on an amazing performance last night. Thanks to everyone who participated this May. Stay tuned for more Stone Soup news for the summer.
Wednesday, May 27, 2026
I'm Off
The Meaning of Safety
Wonderful work by poet Ahana Mulgaonker and photographer Jennifer Matthews close out Oddball Magazine for Wednesday. Thanks so much for reading us today.
Trump and Walter Reed
This looks bad for Joe Biden.
@chadpoetforhire This looks bad for Joe Biden. #america #2026 ♬ original sound - mjfangirl07
All Worked Out
New contributor Caspar N. Cruz is paired up today with returning contributor Jury S. Judge. Welcome to Wednesday at Oddball Magazine. Join us for the afternoon.
Meg's Back
A Moment of Comics
Saw a loved one at a hospital where they're undergoing physical therapy. Overall, the place is good, but when someone's too slow (in my mind) to help a loved one to the bathroom, I think of this underrated Swamp Thing story from ,Stephen R. Bissette. A reminder that horror has many hats. From Swamp Thing #59 by Bissette with art by Rick Veitch and Alfredo Acala.
American Haiku: Swamp Clears Swamp Things
DOJ deletes
January Sixth records.
Antifa rejoices.
Your Wednesday Morning Poetry
My Facebook Frustration
How does one area of the so-called Metaverse see me successful while another doesn’t?
Tuesday, May 26, 2026
Still Live
Jason Wright's Jagged Thoughts poem column is up and ready to read.
Thanks for reading Oddball Magazine so far this week.
Making Up for Yesterday
Lynn White with another topical poem to make up for the holiday. Welcome to Tuesday at Oddball Magazine.
This Week's Most Distinguished Network Name
It's amazing what people will name their online networks. I'm always trying to hijack Wi-Fi when I'm commuting, so I often come across a number of interesting names. Every Tuesday, I post the most impressive and/or cringe-inducing names.
| All Southie boys in the ED clinic claim to have been "Nicoled." |
Monday, May 25, 2026
The One Comic Prince Fans Have Always Wanted!
Read Anne Skove's Monday comic. Nothing compares to Anne Skove's "She Who Laughs Lasts," up now at Oddball Magazine.
Yeah...
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons on weird diplomacy kicks off Memorial Monday at Oddball Magazine. Welcome to the week. Hope I'm there with you at the end.
RIP Tom Kane
Trying to get this finished quickly before I go out I forgot to button the top button on my shirt. What's wrong with me?
Shayla Dancing
Ron's granddaughter Shayla often made appearances at Ron's salons and other celebrations. I caught her dancing for Ron and friends during a return feature by Prabakar Rajan back in 2010.
One time she teamed up with Molly at the anniversary party for Ron and Sue at Doyle's. Shayla teamed up with Molly to make a concoction of everyone's discarded drinks along with paper straw covers and pieces of a bar napkin (these were artisans at work). Shayla pushed the glass over to me and simply said "Drink it! with a wicked smile.
That was about fifteen years ago. I saw her again during Ron's funeral all, ready to enter college. Now I just want her and Molly to get together and drive around the country solving mysteries.
My Monday Morning Music
Rob Base passed away. DJ EZ Rock passed away twelve years ago. This week's selection of music will honor the recently deceased, starting with Base and Rock's pinnacle hit.
Sunday, May 24, 2026
Your Weekly Dose of God
Waiting to order breakfast, someone complimented the woman in front of me on her shirt, and I read it.
Saturday, May 23, 2026
Thoughts While Walking, 5-23-26: You've Got to be Kidding
Coming up: Why my repair bill is bad for Joe Biden.
Night Bites
My poem "No Heights" is in the Saturday edition of Five Fleas (Itchy Poetry). Thanks to Roberta Beach Jacobson for including with poetic comrades Jackie Chou, Patricia Hawkhead and others.
May 27: Susan Deer Cloud Brings It All Back Home
Join us on Wednesday, May 27, from 7:00 to 9:00 PM ET by clicking this link.
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