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Chad Parenteau: Poet For Hire
The Blog
Tuesday, March 17, 2026
Not Free
This Week's Most Distinguished Network Name
It's amazing what people will name their online networks. I'm always trying to hijack Wi-Fi when I'm commuting, so I often come across a number of interesting names. Every Tuesday, I post the most impressive and/or cringe-inducing names.
| And now I know all about this meme. |
Saint Patrick's Day
I can't think of anything more Saint Patrick's Day and Bosotn than a bit of graffiti celebrating Boston next to a bit of graffiti saying "Where the Hoe's at?!"
Yeah, I Know
Exhausted. No breakfast. No lunch. Went to bed very early.
I'll be posting a bunch today.
Monday, March 16, 2026
More Coming
Come back later. I'll not only be posting Saint Patrick's parade stuff but news for April. I can't post anything until I get home.
Can't Go There
An I.C.E. inspired poem by Susan Isla Tepper with photography by Phoebe Wilcox gives us our three o'clock highlight over at Oddball Magazine.
New Work from Rick
To get an advanced sneak preview of Rick Christiansen's more recent work coming to Stone Soup on Wednesday, check out his newest published poem, “Latency (Outbreak)," on the Masticadores Taiwan page.
DIY Muppets?
Anne Skove shares a comic zine on how to make felt. Anne Skove gets educational in this week's "She Who Laughs Lasts" over at Oddball Magazine.
Not Formerly Known As...?
Good God, I Have More!
Surprises Me
Somehow, the work of the Big ⇡ 02130 artist survives in Brookline. the most graffiti unfriendly area in the entire Boston area!
This Week's Friendly Reminder
Haven't posted a BLM reminder since last year. Luckily, JP's activists do a good job keeping these signs up even when everyone else forgets.
My Monday Morning Music
A group of us went to see the Dropkick Murphys last Friday. This week I'll feature some of the songs I heard for the first time. Then for the following two weeks, I'll feature music from their opening acts.
Sunday, March 15, 2026
Friday, March 13, 2026
My Friday Evening Music
Chapter 25
Keeping It Short
Taking a Moment to Reflect
My Dilbert essay from January has gotten what I think has been the best reaction of all my Medium articles. The fact that it's not monetized tells me that might have something to do with it (and also doesn't tell much good news regarding any future I have as part of Medium). Take a read if you haven't already over at The Ugly Monster and consider subscribing to me or the Medium journal.
My Friday Morning Music
"Song of the Future" is a funny title coming from what's now a classic rock act. But it is in fact a song for the late Iranian activist Sarina Esmalizadeh. I don't know if U2 was expecting things to escalate the way they did in Iran when this album was released.
Leopards Eating Faces Update!
Erika Kirk's appointment is a leopard feeding in the making. Trump's making another Kristi Noem, another person out of their element and unprepared for the backlash of simply following Trump's orders and taking heat off of him.
How could fascist America turn on a woman who's a widow to a pro-fascist podcaster? Oh, come now. You underestimate the MAGA base's willingness to turn on each other in a moment's notice.
Like Kristi Noem, she'll be guilty, but she'll also be a patsy. Just wait.
Thursday, March 12, 2026
Family Fun
Thanks to John Mulrooney and the rest of the crew at The Arts Fuse for accepting "Disown" as their latest featured poem of the week.
Addicted to Winning
James Van Looy keeps it quick this week with his poem column. Read It's All One Thing, up now at Oddball Magazine.
Stone Soup Poetry All Open Mic, 3-11-26
From this week's online gathering. Poetry, music, drama, and Sean Connery impersonators. Wait...
A Wave with New Friends
Old friends, new friends. The makings of a good all-open mic night. Thanks to everyone who came out last night. Come back next week as Stone Soup features Rick Christiansen.
Wednesday, March 11, 2026
Let's Get Out of Here
I'm done.
So done.
Done done done.
Let me go home and prepare for Stone Soup Poetry.
I hope you join me tonight.
Pride Now
New Review Up
I reviewed the first two issues of Babs: The Black Road South by Garth Ennis and Jacen Burrows. Read my newest piece for The Ugly Monster and pick up the comic before the third issue comes out.
America
Springing Into March
North of Oxford has come out for March. Read this month's collection of poetry and reviews compiled by g emil reutter and Diane Sahms.
The Book Man Cometh
A Moment of Comics
I have a feeling that there's not going to be a lot of inspirational war stories this time around. More people are going to end up like the "heroes" in Greg Irons' "Raw War Comics," published in the underground comic Hydrogen Bomb and Biochemical Warfare Funnies.
American Haiku: Slightly More Dignified Transfer
Where is Trump, you ask?
At the consignment table
ready to sell his hats after the show!
Your Wednesday Morning Poetry
Tuesday, March 10, 2026
Go Me
Another of my poems was accepted yesterday.
It will be published in September.
And it's a paying publication.
My Lindsay Graham Take, Same as a Decade Ago
Call 'em as I see 'em.
Mister 600
So Easy to Die Here
Luis Lázaro Tijerina speaks on Iran and America this Tuesday at Oddball Magazine. Hope you're all doing okay.
This Week's Most Distinguished Network Name
It's amazing what people will name their online networks. I'm always trying to hijack Wi-Fi when I'm commuting, so I often come across a number of interesting names. Every Tuesday, I post the most impressive and/or cringe-inducing names.
| Too soon! Also, when you write it this way, it sounds like "Gored Sox." |
Tuesday!
For the first time in weeks--WEEKS--I don't have to help dig out a parking space for my girlfriend at work!
























