Surely a Black Eye Opener

 

My usual alt-right newsletter service (still don't know how or why they started sending stuff to me) was very sparse last month. When I went on the much scarier sites, I think I figured out why. “Black-Eyed Clarity," the Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem for October, is up now at Medium.

 

September--particularly the eleventh--brought out all the crazy headlines from the absurd world of alt-right news between real anniversaries and fake audits. Let's look at a few of them.  "By the Time Q Gets to Arizona" is the newest Tales of the Alt-Blight over at Medium.

Going Back to Sleep

Been watching the QAnon documentary series on HBO Max. Halfway though, making this a perfect time to put up my found poem of August's alternative-to-news sources. Here's "Awaken Me When September Ends," up now at Medium.

New Blight Poem

Happy Sunday. Here's my latest found poem of alternative "news." Have the alt-right embraced QAnon or started to slowly backpedal form the free for insanity. Find out in "Q the New Party Line," my latest Tales of the Alt-Blight from Medium.

Something Somethoing Deep State!

Glad to get this out in a more reasonable amount of time. The more they "win," the more they can't stop shouting. Here's, "Something Something This Way Comes," my latest Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem on Medium.

Better Eighteen Days Late Than Never

I just completed my found poem complied from March's alternative news.I should probably work on April's poem now so I'm not late again. For now, enjoy the latest Tales of the Alt-Blight, "Don’t Stop Fighting When We’ve Already Won!"

 

Deep State and Fake Snow and Trump, Oh My!

I just completed my found poem complied from February's alternative news. Can't wait to put together March's and all the chatter about the March 4th inauguration (what, you didn't know that happened? "We’ve Only Just Begun" is the newest Tales of the Alt-Blight, up now at Medium.

Remember Last Month/Century?

The blame game was strong amongst the alt-right in January. How bad did it get? Read "Snake Bites Tail, Tail Bites Back" my latest Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem, up now on Medium.

The Grand Finally!

"Rats in the Sewer Smelling More Rats" closes out my Tales of the Alt-Blight found poems covering 2020 fake news. It's up now at Medium. 

Finished

I've been doing found poems based on alt-right "news" sources for a while. I think it's all been heading to this entry for November, the craziest piece I've ever compiled. Little wonder why. Even though I have one more to go in 2020, this might be the penultimate found poem for 2020. Read "Go Down Slinging," the latest Tales of the Alt-Bright, up now at Medium.

Almost There

 

I told myself I would catch up with these found poems based on "alternative news" before Election Day was really underway. I'm nearly there. Read "We Go High, They Go Deep," my latest Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem for September, up now at Medium.

Let the Catch Up Begin

 

I stopped publishing my alt-right fake news found poems after the July poem came out late. After months of moving and internet issues, I'm coming out with my late poems before putting out the October piece. Here's "Fighting Plagues with Puns" the belated August Tales of the Alt-Blight, now up at Medium.

Finished

Halfway through the current month is better than not at all. This summer has been a fever pitch of false facts. Watch it rise one line at at time with the latest Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem, up now at Medium.

Done At Last

I have posted this super late. I almost didn't want to, but I think this poem needs to exist, if only for my sake so I can be reminded how insane a month June was. I do the best of the worst alternative headlines out there with June's Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem, "Everything is a Happening," over at Medium.

What a May!

The alt-right loves putting the word "Boom!" in their headlines, their video titles and their emails. At first, I thought I didn't have enough "Boom!" in my latest found poem of May's alternative news headlines to justify its title, "Lowering the Boom!" Then I searched Bitchute, and I was good. Read my latest Tales of the Alt-Blight at Medium.
 

All Caught Up

Another reason it took me a while to get these found poems based on alt-right news done is because my "sources" were pretty silent for most of April. But they made up for lost time in the remaining week and a half. Read "Keep Calm and Flail On," the latest Tales of the alt-blight, up now on Medium.
 

It's About Time

So in all the panic, I forgot to see how the, er, alternative media was covering the pandemic as things went down. Let's both find out in this delayed Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem for March. Read "Choose Your Own Panic Button, up now at Medium.

An Oubreak! (of lies)

Insanity is airborne and spreading like a...well...you know. Read "How Things Spread," my latest Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem, up now at Medium.

Can't Believe It Took This Long

Had a small delay with my laptop being unavailable for a couple of days. Sadly, there are some thing I can't do with a phone or pad. January was nuts for the alternative facts. Not even Kobe Bryant was spared. Read the latest Tales of the Alt-Blight, up now at Medium.

Fun Times Looking Back

November couldn't be a month the alt-right news topped themselves with bullshit, could it? Well, let's seem them bury a made of lead of nuclear and find out. "Deep State wants Trump Inside of It" is my newest Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem, up now at Medium.