American Haiku: Trump Beats Back Press

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Trump Beats Back Press

 

Beginning next week,
I will fuck your farm fresh eggs!

They're unfertilized! 

 

My Saturday Haiku for Bluesky, 9-26-26

Quiet nor'easter's

one-sided competition 

with the dishwasher.

American Haiku: RIP Freedom (Fest)

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: RIP Freedom (Fest)

 

Americans have

gotten tired of freedom!

So much winning...So much winning...

My Saturday Haiku for Bluesky, 9-19-26

Final barbecue,
weekend feeds us meal over

summer's last embers.

City Haiku

Early fall harvest,
buses overflowing with
blossoming students. 

 

City Haiku

September evening,
Halloween store stays open
for early haunting.

American Haiku: Seven Republicans with Tears in Their Eyes

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Seven Republicans with Tears in Their Eyes

 

Lord Savior Trump,

we're terribly sorry, but

we just don't feel like killing brown people anymore.

My Saturday Haiku for Bluesky, 9-12-26

Saturday is just

one more morning where the sun

screams "Get back to work!"

American Haiku: Trump's Safe Space

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Trump's Safe Space

 

Don't talk about polls!

I know I already won.

Just tell me how in November.

My Saturday Haiku for Bluesky, 9-5-26

Abandoned beaches

take rain as summer towns turn

to hibernation. 

American Haiku: The Real Question

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: The Real Question

 

The one big question

about Venezuelan deal:

Do we now occupy Venezuela? How to pay for this?

City Haiku

Allston Christmas held
outside of Allston yields means
of non-survival.

American Haiku: Trump Plays Othello

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Trump Plays Othello

 

Arresting people 

for just voting against me.

I mean noncitizens! Yeah, noncitizens...

My Saturday Haiku for Bluesky, 8-22-26

Rain without a breeze.

All heat without the relief. 

F--k you, it's August. 

City Haiku

Continuously
overcast leading up to
today's purging rains.

 

American Haiku: Trump Plays Chess

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Trump Plays Chess

 

La la la la la!

We're not listening, Iran!

(Have they opened the Strait yet?)

My Saturday Haiku for Bluesky, 8-15-26

Hydrangea look like

whites washed with blue and red socks.

Let's give up today.

American Haiku: Trump Cuts Gordian Knot

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Trump Cuts Gordian Knot

 

If we ban vaccines 

for kids, that's less to spend on

healthcare right? Free non-healthcare for all!

American Haiku: That New Old Poem

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: That New Old Poem

 

First they came for the

rapists and sex traffickers

and then woman president?!?

My Saturday Haiku for Bluesky, 8-1-26

The rest of your life

begins with your first step out

under hateful sun.