Chad Parenteau: Poet For Hire

  Poor Natalie Harp.  It's not that she's currently being eaten by the leopards. She's in the belly of the biggest leopard volun...

  "Hey, Marco, Rubio! you stay here in the plane while I go get something to eat. If you see a giant leopard, just tell them I'm br...

  Not even being a thug will save your mail order bride.  

  Now Alex Jones is calling for the impeachment of Trump.   This would be his ultimate "What have I done?" reaction.  Problem is, ...

  Andrew and Vivian Tate teach a lesson to the hopelessy dense once again. The lesson is this: If you devote your life to supporting Donald...

  Yes, Reverend, Trump "betrayed" you (as much as someone who made his evil intentions clear can possibly betray you when they...

  Behold! The latest article focusing on bad people who feel slightly bad making bad decisions but not as bad as they should feel or (hopefu...

  Stop trying to make Marjorie Taylor Greene appear noble.  

  How long will it be before the four Republican senators who "opposed" Trump start getting death threats? 

  Marco Rubio is sitting right next to the leopards.   The Iran peace debacle is collapsing in real time.  He's ready to witness his own...

  Nancy Mace's story shows that you can twist and destroy yourself for the fascists and they will still drop you at the slightest incon...

  Here's a list of everyone Trump is attacking.   Some are Democrats.  Some are people who worked for him.  Loyalty isn't the point ...

  Texas has a habit of trying to help destroy the rest of the country. Some Texans realize their hand in this every once in a while, but it...

  Thomas Massie was never and will never be the savior of the GOP or anything else.  Simply put, what was he doing when the GOP was amassing...

  Tucker Carlson proves that loyalty to fascism gives you nothing in return.  You're either an enemy from the start or a future enemy.  ...

  Dave Chappelle is so pathetic, he has to rely on Michelle Obama to restore the credibility he himself destroyed over the last decade. He ...

  This week it's Laura Loomer. Lost a court case against the one person who would have slept with her several surgeries. Unfortunately,...

  I could just say "women" this week and end it there, but let's start with Lori Chavez-DeRemer, another of the women forced ...

  I could say, "All Catholics," but let's pick Riley Gaines this week for Doctor Trump's spectacular public dumping of her...

  I'm spoiled for choices this week, but the winner this week is Alex Jones. He finally realized that you can't be a Doomsday crier...