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Poor Natalie Harp. It's not that she's currently being eaten by the leopards. She's in the belly of the biggest leopard voluntarily and mistakes her being digested as a warm embrace.

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"Hey, Marco, Rubio! you stay here in the plane while I go get something to eat. If you see a giant leopard, just tell them I'm bringing them a sandwich. It's going to be the best sandwich, and this is the most well-behaved leopard ever."

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Not even being a thug will save your mail order bride.

 

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Now Alex Jones is calling for the impeachment of Trump. 

This would be his ultimate "What have I done?" reaction. 

Problem is, he can never blame himself. 

This is more his "What have they done to me?" reaction.

 He is only now viewing the atrocity of his own half-eaten face. 

Truthfully? I think he gnawed most of it off himself.

 

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Andrew and Vivian Tate teach a lesson to the hopelessy dense once again. The lesson is this: If you devote your life to supporting Donald Trump, he and his allies will leave you to rot in whatever prison you have created for yourself. This is actually good because if you've lasted this long a s a Trump disciple, you've likely done some terrible, unspeakable things. 

 

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Yes, Reverend, Trump "betrayed" you (as much as someone who made his evil intentions clear can possibly betray you when they're being obviously and honestly evil), but you fed your congregation to the leopards yourself. You betrayed them even more, and you deserve the leopards you get.

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Behold! The latest article focusing on bad people who feel slightly bad making bad decisions but not as bad as they should feel or (hopefully) are going to feel sooner or later.

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Stop trying to make Marjorie Taylor Greene appear noble. 

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How long will it be before the four Republican senators who "opposed" Trump start getting death threats? 

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Marco Rubio is sitting right next to the leopards. 

The Iran peace debacle is collapsing in real time. 

He's ready to witness his own face being eaten in real time. 

After all, JD Vance has only so much face to give.

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Nancy Mace's story shows that you can twist and destroy yourself for the fascists and they will still drop you at the slightest inconvenience.. 

Power has no loyalty to any servant of power. 

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Here's a list of everyone Trump is attacking. 

Some are Democrats. 

Some are people who worked for him. 

Loyalty isn't the point anymore. 

The persecution is. 

 Persecution is the only outcome for opposing Trump.

 Persecution is the only outcome for docile.

Persecution is the only outcome for being loyal.

It doesn't matter where you stand anymore.

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Texas has a habit of trying to help destroy the rest of the country. Some Texans realize their hand in this every once in a while, but it's often too late. 

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Thomas Massie was never and will never be the savior of the GOP or anything else. Simply put, what was he doing when the GOP was amassing all their power? Letting it happen, of course. You can't get the power by any means necessary and somehow wipe the blood from your hands like it was never there.  

 

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Tucker Carlson proves that loyalty to fascism gives you nothing in return. 

You're either an enemy from the start or a future enemy. 

There is no safe option.

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Dave Chappelle is so pathetic, he has to rely on Michelle Obama to restore the credibility he himself destroyed over the last decade. He ate his own face and now regrets it.

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This week it's Laura Loomer. Lost a court case against the one person who would have slept with her several surgeries. Unfortunately, she's too old and over the hill for him now. She probably wanted the coveted position Ann Coulter had in the early two thousands, but she doesn't even get that. If we're lucky, she'll be most known for her father divulging her sexual history for all the world to wince at.

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I could just say "women" this week and end it there, but let's start with Lori Chavez-DeRemer, another of the women forced to leave Trump's administration. Trump throwing women under the bus (or under the dirt of his golf resorts) is so predictable, now Tulsi Gabbard is projected as being next on the chopping block. Between them, Riley Gaines last week, and Caitlyn Jenner a few days ago, it seems like Trump is taking his frustrations out on women to make himself feel better about Iran. And unlike Iran, Trump is winning that fight.

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I could say, "All Catholics," but let's pick Riley Gaines this week for Doctor Trump's spectacular public dumping of her earlier this week.

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I'm spoiled for choices this week, but the winner this week is Alex Jones. He finally realized that you can't be a Doomsday crier if Doomsday actually happens!