Plea

Jim and the others are going to kill me for saying this, but I'm sick and testy. So here goes...

Will the Red Sox just fucking blow it all already like they usually do so I can ride home on the T like a normal human being again at night?

I know Fenway goers are already used to being packed in until their bones get permanently warped, but still, you'd think they'd be nicer to those who appreciate beer fart free oxygen.

I've resolved to commute from my family's house if there's ever a World Series. Or my friend's house in Rhode Island. It will be easier.