Don't Let The Color of This Blog Fool You

I couldn't give a fuck about Saint Patty's day, the only holiday where I can get pummeled in my neighborhood by a stranger because said stranger spills beer on me.

Years ago, I worked this holiday at Legal Sea Foods and saw grown men and women walking around--in an all adult environment, mind you--wearing green colored cardboard derbies with elastic band to wrap around their heads.

Hundreds of people wearing something you used to cut out from an old fashioned Happy Meal.

That's when I knew I would sit this holiday out in the future.

Off to meet Bret and put together the Sarcastic Haiku chaps.

Sorry to be all venom, but my Monday only ended this afternoon.