I normally get my Tales of the Alt-Blight column at the end of the month (in this case November). I got sidetracked with Stone Soup affairs and the fact that the news has been completely nuts even before an alt-right spin. It took me a while to process everything. I hope you find it worth the wait.
I also normally only include headlines from a single month. I cheated this month and included a few from October to give the piece a bit of symmetry.
Enjoy "Clinton Crash!"