Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Marco Rubio is sitting right next to the leopards. 

The Iran peace debacle is collapsing in real time. 

He's ready to witness his own face being eaten in real time. 

After all, JD Vance has only so much face to give.

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Nancy Mace's story shows that you can twist and destroy yourself for the fascists and they will still drop you at the slightest inconvenience.. 

Power has no loyalty to any servant of power. 

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Here's a list of everyone Trump is attacking. 

Some are Democrats. 

Some are people who worked for him. 

Loyalty isn't the point anymore. 

The persecution is. 

 Persecution is the only outcome for opposing Trump.

 Persecution is the only outcome for docile.

Persecution is the only outcome for being loyal.

It doesn't matter where you stand anymore.

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Texas has a habit of trying to help destroy the rest of the country. Some Texans realize their hand in this every once in a while, but it's often too late. 

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Thomas Massie was never and will never be the savior of the GOP or anything else. Simply put, what was he doing when the GOP was amassing all their power? Letting it happen, of course. You can't get the power by any means necessary and somehow wipe the blood from your hands like it was never there.  

 

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Tucker Carlson proves that loyalty to fascism gives you nothing in return. 

You're either an enemy from the start or a future enemy. 

There is no safe option.

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Dave Chappelle is so pathetic, he has to rely on Michelle Obama to restore the credibility he himself destroyed over the last decade. He ate his own face and now regrets it.

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

This week it's Laura Loomer. Lost a court case against the one person who would have slept with her several surgeries. Unfortunately, she's too old and over the hill for him now. She probably wanted the coveted position Ann Coulter had in the early two thousands, but she doesn't even get that. If we're lucky, she'll be most known for her father divulging her sexual history for all the world to wince at.

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I could just say "women" this week and end it there, but let's start with Lori Chavez-DeRemer, another of the women forced to leave Trump's administration. Trump throwing women under the bus (or under the dirt of his golf resorts) is so predictable, now Tulsi Gabbard is projected as being next on the chopping block. Between them, Riley Gaines last week, and Caitlyn Jenner a few days ago, it seems like Trump is taking his frustrations out on women to make himself feel better about Iran. And unlike Iran, Trump is winning that fight.

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

I could say, "All Catholics," but let's pick Riley Gaines this week for Doctor Trump's spectacular public dumping of her earlier this week.

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

I'm spoiled for choices this week, but the winner this week is Alex Jones. He finally realized that you can't be a Doomsday crier if Doomsday actually happens!

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Thank you, Pam Bondi, for making my work easy this week. Funny. When the news was trending on social media, I thought she had already been fired. Silly me. I was confusing her with other Trump Pickme, Kristi Noem. Another woman sacrificed to save countless yes men, who we're apparently supposed to feel sorry for. No. Just no.

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

More coming out with "buyers remorse," as if that term absolves them of their decision. They will probably never come back to the democrats' side, but they should at least go away. They should recognize they will never be mature enough to make decisions for themselves, let alone for others.

 

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

First rule of leopards eating faces, John Roberts: You don't talk about leopards eating faces!

 

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Erika Kirk's appointment is a leopard feeding in the making. Trump's making another Kristi Noem, another person out of their element and unprepared for the backlash of simply following Trump's  orders and taking heat off of him. 

How could fascist America turn on a woman who's a widow to a pro-fascist podcaster? Oh, come now. You underestimate the MAGA base's willingness to turn on each other in a moment's notice. 

Like Kristi Noem, she'll be guilty, but she'll also be a patsy. Just wait.

 

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Oh, Kristi Noem. On one hand, you were a woman and therefore the most obvious choice to be sacrificed for doing exactly what you were told. On the other hand, you did exactly what you were told and thought you deserved the world. Another horrrible pick me supporting a horrible monster of a man. Should have seen it coming, bitch.

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

I hope Joe Rogan never sleeps again.

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Eric Trump: "No, Daddy, No! Bitcoin leopards don't hurt as much as real leopards!"

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Steven Mnuchin proves that your loyalty to a tyrant only ensures you inherit not their power but their blame. Nothing more. Maybe less.

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

This week it's the rest of the people turning against Trump who are getting nothing out of their last minute face turns because it's too little too late.