Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Dave Chappelle is so pathetic, he has to rely on Michelle Obama to restore the credibility he himself destroyed over the last decade. He ate his own face and now regrets it.

American Haiku: Chappelle Picks a Side

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

 

American Haiku: Chappelle Picks a Side

F--k five-seven-five.

Moneyed men count each other.

We're rich, bitch! We're rich, bitch!