I was thinking about doing a whole parody of the recent state of the union, word by word, line by line.

Yes, I'm weird like that. Just woke up and decided I'm not already wordy enough.

Luckily, I found this link over at ebaumsworld.com, which should save me the trouble.

Thanks to my new bud, Janaka for the link on his Livejournal, which I intend on putting a link to here.