A Poem I Wrote After Seeing This Sad Thing Hanging Outside Well Into March

Winnie the Pooh Jesus

Winnie the Pooh Jesus
was put on the cross
the same day he was born.

Winnie the Pooh Jesus
has been hanging like this
ever since.

Winnie the Pooh Jesus
can't remember why
Christopher Robin
has forsaken him.

Winnie the Pooh Jesus
will be allowed to ascend
when Spring weather comes.

The rooster crowed
when Punxsutawney Phil
denied seeing his shadow
three times.

Do not ask why
Winnie the Pooh Jesus
is wearing a Santa hat.

That's too much for a Pooh Bear messiah
 to think about.