Wednesday, December 20, 2023

How Things Work Out in My Home

Sunday Morning

Girlfriend: Chad, I just tested positive for COVID.

Me: Okay, I'll get you soup and other food for the week.

Girlfriend: Can you get me Orange Vitamin Water?

Me: Sure.

Girlfriend: Are you all right?

Me: Yeah, I thought you were sick on Saturday and kept my distance. Maybe I dodged a bullet!

Sunday Night

Girlfriend: Chad, I just realized I like pink Vitamin Water better. Can I get some of that? 

Me: Sure. (to myself): Damn, I bought two six packs of the orange stuff. Don't even think Molly likes it. Oh, well, it will all work out...

Girlfriend: Hey, Chad, are you sure you're okay?

Me: I'm wearing a mask. I'm not congested. I think I'm good!

Girlfriend: ...

Me: *cough*

Girlfriend: ...

Me...

(Was right about one thing. It did work out.)


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