Sunday Morning
Girlfriend: Chad, I just tested positive for COVID.
Me: Okay, I'll get you soup and other food for the week.
Girlfriend: Can you get me Orange Vitamin Water?
Me: Sure.
Girlfriend: Are you all right?
Me: Yeah, I thought you were sick on Saturday and kept my distance. Maybe I dodged a bullet!
Sunday Night
Girlfriend: Chad, I just realized I like pink Vitamin Water better. Can I get some of that?
Me: Sure. (to myself): Damn, I bought two six packs of the orange stuff. Don't even think Molly likes it. Oh, well, it will all work out...
Girlfriend: Hey, Chad, are you sure you're okay?
Me: I'm wearing a mask. I'm not congested. I think I'm good!
Girlfriend: ...
Me: *cough*
Girlfriend: ...
Me...
(Was right about one thing. It did work out.)
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