American Haiku: How Low, Tucker?

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

 

American Haiku: How Low, Tucker?

 

Five-seven-five hey,

just don't lump me with Matt Gaetz!

(Nazi not Pedo....Nazi not Pedo...)

American Haiku: Tucker Tucks Away

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

 

American Haiku: Tucker Tucks Away

 

Five-seven-five hey!

Angry protestors good now!

(Gaetzgate go away...Gaetzgate go away...)

American Haiku: Gaetz Needs Bodies

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Gaetz Needs Bodies

 

Five-sev-Hey, Tucker!

Check under this bus for me?

You met my girl! You met my girl!