Showing posts with label Jeff Bezos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jeff Bezos. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 04, 2021

American Haiku: The Countdown Starts

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 
American Haiku: The Countdown Starts

But I was just up in space!
Why must up go down? Why must up go down?

Wednesday, July 21, 2021

American Haiku: Space Dick

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 


American Haiku: Space Dick

boss' speech in the break room
(Free bathroom breaks today only...Free bathroom breaks today only..)