American Haiku: Don't You Get It Yet?

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Don't You Get It Yet?

 

Still don't understand?

why rapist and woman tied?

America likes rapists!

American Haiku: Brave Lies

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Brave Lies

 

Why is Kamala

too afraid to imagine

going to places--like me! (they're bombing and eating the cats!)

You Can't Decide? Really?

American Haiku: What I Have

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: What I Have

 

Do I have haiku

about the debate and Trump?

I have concepts of haiku...

Post-Debate Haiku

Concepts of a Plan
It's Binders Full of Woman
for 2024!

 

American Haiku: 2024's Undeclared

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku:  Fair-Weather Flunkies

 

We still can't decide

if rapist con man is bad!

Sound bites now! Sound bites now!

A Series of Twitter Posts That Wouldn't be Read by Anyone on Twitter

 

 

"Predicting the First Harris/Trump Debate" is my latest Substack post. 

T.G.I.F.

He doesn't see her--and others--as human. Let that get him into more trouble.

Inspired by DL Polonsky.

T.G.I.F.

At the moment, the felon avoiding the prosecutor is hilarious.

Inspired by DL Polonsky.

American Haiku: Trump Card

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump Card

 

So Kamala is

younger and more exciting?

Well, I have...experience! Yeah, experience...

So While I Was Away

The Anybody But Trump candidate changed their sex, race and age. 

Okay.

This Week's Neccessary Reminder

I still signs like this on people's lawns. 

I'm not reminding Trump supporters that Joe Biden won. 

I'm reminding Joe Biden supporters that Joe Biden won. 

Get over it. 

There's work to do, and the people in power won't get done what we need to get done. 

Not unless the people make sure they do.

If you still have a Biden sign up, take it down.

Put a different sign up. Let them know what else you want. 

Are You Excited? They're Excited. Excited!

Read Geoffrey Fallon's comic strip "The Secrets of Skinny People" at Oddball Magazine and see what the excitement is all about.

T.G.I.F.

Oh, you nasty boy.

Inspired by DL Polonsky.

American Haiku: Kamala Cooties

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read my first one, and others I've written since, by clicking here and scrolling down.

American Haiku: Kamala Cooties

 Five-seven-five ick!
Women in power - nasty!
I'm not insecure. I'm not insecure!