American Haiku: Trump's Final Message

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump State of the Union Leaked

America has
shit itself before the world,
and you applauded. You applauded.

American Haiku: Trump Parties Like It's 1955

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump Parties Like It's 1955

 

Me speech has returned.

Get that black guy out of here!

Me speech now! Me speech now!

American Haiku: When No One Beats on the Brat

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: When No One Beats on the Brat

Five-seven-five boooo!

Whatcha gonna do, Daddy?

Take my balloon away? Take my balloon away?

American Haiku: Spiritless Squad

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.

American Haiku: Spiritless Squad

Not just Build That Wall!

We have new talking points too!

(But Hunter's emails...But Hunter's Emails...)

New Poem Up

My poem "Head State Case" is a reaction to last month's State of the Union. You can read it now over at The Skinny Poetry Journal.

Thanks to Editor Truth Thomas for accepting my work. Visit the site and learn more about the very rewarding poetic form known as the skinny.

American Haiku 2019

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read my first ones here, the new ones here and here, and my new one below. 

American Haiku: State of the Union

Five-seven-five nope.
Ninety minutes just enough. 
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!