Yeah I Said It

LIf Elon Musk was in my high school class, I would’ve wailed on him.

On a positive note, the person I actually wailed on in high school wouldn’t have been the lowest person on the social ladder.

Why is Everyone So Excited?

Still waiting for my Elon Musk is a Trillionaire Prize. 

 

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Elon Musk: A lover scorned.

 

American Haiku: Predator Versus Predator

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Predator Versus Predator

 

GOP staggers 

unsure which money monster

needs their boots licked more.

Happy Memorial Day

If you can, find a World War Two veteran and ask them how they feel about risking their life only to see a Nazi salute in 2025 America.

American Haiku: Trump Tells Infirm to Step Up

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump Tells Infirm to Step Up

 

You want free money?

You better come and get it!

Run don't walk! Run don't walk!

American Haiku: Trump's Used Car Lot

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump's Used Car Lot

 

Crazy Donnie here

with my big apartheid sale!

Everything must go! Everything must go!

American Haiku: Enter and Exit Interview

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Enter and Exit Interview

 

Excuse me sir/ma'am.

Could you answer some questions

while wearing this noose?

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

 

While I don't think everyone who took Musk's "fork" offer was a Trump supporter, the ones who were fired anyway have no right to be surprised.

Maybe you voted for the leopard. Maybe you didn't. Either way, you shouldn't be trying to pet the leopards to placate them. 

 

American Haiku: Trump's Lips Move

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump's Lips Move

 

"Oh, Elon! How could

I ever get mad at you

when your hand's up my ass?"

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

 

Despite the farmers being hit by Elon Musk's machinations, there are still those among them who think they are benefiting from his "brain."

 

The part that's making you hurt? That's his true brain. 

 

He and Trump only believes that the government should only exist to hurt people.

Something Extra

Just uploaded "Drummond de Andrade and Elon Musk" on Substack. 

American Haiku: President Musk Speaks

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: President Musk Speaks

 

When we said we'd cut

spending  in America

we meant spending money on you.

Elon Musk Can't Save Videogames from Elon Musk

James Stephanie Sterling is one of the few left brave enought to shit on Musk.

American Haiku: Let's Ship Trump and Musk

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

 

American Haiku: Let's Ship Trump and Musk

 

Let's all start writing

our Trump and Musk fanfiction!

(down with gays...down with gays...?)

Summer 2023 Highlights: Memes for Dying Twitter

The memes while Twitter was burning to the ground were priceless.

In a Perfect World

Scene: Secret location on alternate Earth where George Carlin never died and waits for the end of the world from his secret location on a comfortable sofa. George Carlin acolyte--who George Carling cant stand but keeps around out of pity--enters.

Acolyte: Lord Carlin?

Carlin: Don't call me that you silly prick! What's up now?

American Haiku: Forever to Get Musk Out

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Forever to Get Musk Out

Next brilliant move:

Twitter chosses replacement!

(send more bots...send more bots...)

American Haiku: Chappelle Picks a Side

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

 

American Haiku: Chappelle Picks a Side

F--k five-seven-five.

Moneyed men count each other.

We're rich, bitch! We're rich, bitch!

Another Funny Take on the "Death" of Twitter

 Courtesy of James Stephanie Sterling.