Saddest Six-Word Novel of America's 250th Anniversary

Big piles,
patriotic candy
still unsold.

Saddest Six-Word Novel of March

Plastic bowler
days after 
Saint Paddy's.

Saddest Six-Word Novel from the Recent Snowtorm

 
Snow covered
vacant lot,
no forts.

Not the Saddest Six-Word Novel

For sale:
Crocodile tears,
in demand.

Saddest Six-Word Novel About Obsolescence

For grabs:

blank CDs.

For what?

Saddest Six-Word Novel in Jamaica Plain

For sale:

baby shoe,

just one.

Saddest Six-Word Novel About the End of October

For whom:

seed kernels,

hardly eaten.

Too Common to be the Saddest Six-Word Novel

 

 

Stolen Bluebike

never put

back properly.

Saddest Six-Word Novel Post-Boston Pride Parade

Pride flag,

left unfurled,

never waved.

Saddest Six-Word Novel About Writer's Block

For grabs:

baby shoe?

Been done.

Saddest Six-Word Novel in Mattapan While it Snows

Blue bikes

snow capped.

Nobody rides.

Saddest and Timeliest Six-Word Novel

 Pizza box

upside down

hides criminal.

Saddest Six-Word Novel in the Book Aisle

Bible maps?

Rip-off!

No Narnia.

Last Week's Saddest Six-Word Novel on the Bus

On bus,

two feet,

one sandal.

Saddest Six-Word Novel in Brookline

For shame.

Lost cat,

faded photo.

Saddest Six-Word Novel in Forest Hills

Bad takeout.

Burnt crust.

Here, birds!

 

Not the Saddest Six-Word Novel in Jamaica Plain

F---k's sake!

Kid's shoe

kicked off.

Saddest Six-Word Novel in Jamaica Plain

New Yorkers

rain soaked,

never read.

Saddest Six-Word Novel for Your Boston Commute

Man resells

old papers

(free weeklies).

Saddest Six-Word Novel for Spring

 

 

Free snacks:

candy canes.

(it's March.)