Fuck you Simon! I know I have talent!

Yes, that's me on the far left, apparently doing my best to do either a good Whitney Houston Britney Spears. With a face like that, I was obviously too drugged to remember.

Actually, this photo magic came from Bret Kerr, based on earlier comments about the first photo I ever posted here (back on May 20) and American Idol. Bret has a sick sense of humor. God bless him.