Chad Parenteau: Poet For Hire: T.G.I.F.

Friday, March 06, 2020

T.G.I.F.

The half-brother of another father all recaps.

First, DL Polonsky created this banner.

Then he made another.

Then Trump actually got impeached. DL didn't want to do a "Trump Got Impeached Finally" banner, so I made one for myself.

Art by DL Polonsky, butchered by me.

Now that Trump has been acquitted, I think we need a "Trump Get Impeached Forever" banner.

I've wanted to try and get get D.L. on that. Then I went on vacation.

He wrote if I did an impeachment poem, he would reconsider.

Last night, I posted this erasure poem, based on a Trump speech, on his Facebook wall and asked him one more time if he could do a "Trump Get Impeached Forever!" banner.

DL Polonsky, you said if I wrote a poem about the impeachment, you might consider create a "Trump Get Impeached Forever" banner. You may have been joking, but I wanted to try. Here's an erasure poem I created based off one of Trump's "victory" speeches after his acquittal. Does this count? Will you create a banner?

This was his speedy reply.

DL Polonsky: No, because the f-cking impeachment helped him. He's looks like a martyr to his idiot base and they're more likely to re-elect him. Me: Doesn't mean we can't wish worse on him. And it would be poetically just if he were the first president to be impeached more than once. Poetic justice may be the only justice we have at this point.DL Polonsky: Will you please stop nagging me about this?! I don't want to do it. Me: All right.

It appears I may have overdone it a bit.

Looks like I'll have to create one myself.

Friday, March 06, 2020

T.G.I.F.

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