American Haiku: Trump Tickles

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump Tickles

I'm very sorry
for calling my foes Shylocks.

You're more Fagin types.  

American Haiku: Heeeeyyy Zacharia

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Heeeeyyy Zacharia

Trump gives her ten stars 
out of five, would so date her
if she looked more like Ivanka.

This Week's Friendly Reminder

They may call Trump a Nazi, they may draw him to look like a Nazi, but don't let that distract you from the fact that Trump is a Nazi.

Obvious, Really

 

"The White" is my latest Truth Social blackout poem up now at Medium.

That's What the Man Said!

It’s sad seeing Snopes sink so low as to try and minimize what he said while ignoring the cheers from the audience.

American Haiku: B.O.B.S.

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: B.O.B.S.

Bombs Over Blue States!
Let Iran join us in our
war on the American people!

American Haiku: Seven Republicans with Tears in Their Eyes

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Seven Republicans with Tears in Their Eyes

 

Lord Savior Trump,

we're terribly sorry, but

we just don't feel like killing brown people anymore.

Been a While

 

"Right Now" is my latest Truth Social blackout poem up now at Medium.

American Haiku: Trump's Safe Space

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Trump's Safe Space

 

Don't talk about polls!

I know I already won.

Just tell me how in November.

I'm Impressed

It looks like the artist behind these posters made their way to Mattapan.

American Haiku: Trump Plays Othello

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Trump Plays Othello

 

Arresting people 

for just voting against me.

I mean noncitizens! Yeah, noncitizens...

American Haiku: Trump Plays Chess

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Trump Plays Chess

 

La la la la la!

We're not listening, Iran!

(Have they opened the Strait yet?)

Something New

I like the Obama parody "Chump" posters of Trump, but the Jester  hat drawn on is a bit much. Were this made by The Jester, a graffiti artist I've documented before?

American Haiku: Trump Cuts Gordian Knot

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Trump Cuts Gordian Knot

 

If we ban vaccines 

for kids, that's less to spend on

healthcare right? Free non-healthcare for all!

WCW at WHCD on Video

Did this a while back. Doing my worst Robert California impression.

 

Dignity and Grace

Composure!

American Haiku: Trump Laments Lindsey

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump Laments Lindsey

 

Alas poor Lindsey.

I knew him. But tomorrow

I probably won't. 

WAYFS the Series(?)

Such a year of chaos and entropy. 

WAYTA, 7-23-26

No end in sight.

 

American Haiku: Trump Understands Women

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump Understands Women

 

Do you know something

I don't know? Why do woman

keep knowing things I don't know?!?