Friday, September 03, 2021

SAFE DISTANCE EDITION - Stone Soup Croutons, 9-1-21: Poet's Petty Revenge


Stone Soup Croutons is a weekly poem I write using lines and impressions picked from Stone Soup Poetry's open mic readers and features. I figure out a title (and sometimes the rest of the poem) later. You can read the other ones I've done since 2015 here.

I also have a book out now collecting the best of my first year of poems. Click here to purchase it.

Wednesday was the first open mic of the month. Hurricane Ida was raging, which no doubt affected some people's connectivity (sorry, Chris Fitzgerald). But we had old and new names alike. It was fun. The poem below reflects the poetry manifesto-heavy open mic with a touch of recent news here and there, including the story of Caleb Wallace. It's more silly than morbid, but it's the poem that I had to write. 


Poet's Petty Revenge

What's the difference
between a wake and 
a poetry reading? 

Poets get to choose
when they, the center
of attention, are taken away.

Living poets wander 
New England woods 
in search of perfect stone.

They'll never find it 
again, leave details 
to their faith healers.

Their bodies are cars
their souls are forced to 
get out and push

during summer storms,
eyes cataracted by 
relentless raindrops.

Poets expect nothing,
to be saved by no one, 
to destroy themselves,

suicide manifesto 
to tune of shopping list
with their name at top,

forcing readers to say
name over and over,
best bloodless revenge.

Children forced to 
memorize strangers' 
standard stanza s

between Baby's First
Monopoly and tales
of unvaccinated father

out-suicide bombing 
the Taliban. They still 
hate poetry but those lines!

A radio ad jingle, a song
your parents played 
behind a locked door

that made you sick. 
Children pray to forget
the words, like all bribes

they took that never 
got them anywhere. 
Mr. Pompeil, save them

from all this poetry  
with an ad campaign
that made nobody immortal,

easy talking points,
only rungs of Jacob's ladder
they'll ever need.

 
We'll get you next time, Chris!

Special thanks to David Miller, Coleen Houlihan, Jon Wesick, John Sturm, Nancy Dodson, Patricia Carragon, Carol Weston, Jan Rowe, Henry Hintermeister, C.C. Arshagra and James Van Looy..

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