American Haiku: What You're Gonna Get

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.

American Haiku: What You're Gonna Get!

 

This Forrest Gump quote

is proof that my client won't

RUN, QAnon Shaman, RUN!