Pffft!

 I’ve been found guilty on Twitter of “inauthentic behavior.”

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BWAH-HA HA HA!!!

Don’t Understand

Why do people only follow me on Twitter on days where I do exactly Jack f—k online? 

Brave New World

I finally set up my Mastodon account. 

Not Enough Fiddles

Red America: I hate my shitty boss.

Also Red America: A shitty boss would be perfect to manage our free speech!

Red America today: Who could’ve foreseen that the shitty boss would be shitty?!?

Twitter's Full!

Not even a week into Elon Musk owning Twitter, and it's already an overrun septic.

If You Don't Get This Yet, You Will

 

I Love it When I'm Blocked on Twitter

After this guy retweets a post of mine about wearing masks, it was my duty to make him break, and I finally did.

Trouble is, I have to look over a bunch of alt-right emails for my next Medium piece. You would think being on Twitter all day would help me prepare that. Sadly, it does not.