Your Weekly Dose of God

I'm doing another Twitter find this week. I'll discovered something wild, but I'm saving it for next week when I'll hopefully feel a little happier to be alive.

Oh, Yeah, Good Job, Musk

I can't ask anyone on Twitter, so I'm asking you: WHAT AM I LOOKING AT HERE?

Something Useful to Do With Your Dead Twitter Handle

 
Heterodox Haiku has a way you can submit via Twitter (won't call it the other name). Click here to submit your lines by October 1. Being run by dadakuku's own petro c.k.

Your Weekly Dose of God

Here's some AI art someone on Twitter unironically posted of Jesus Christ willing to pay money for a copy of Trump's "God Bless the USA Bible." Is that even a thing? I'm so tired.

 

Your Weekly Dose of God

Here's a screenshot of a Twitter account named Justified in Christ selling a "Silent No More!" MAGA shirt. That's it. That's all I got this week.

Your Weekly Dose of God

Found this on Twitter the other day. Still refuse to call it X.

Yes I Still Call it Twitter

 

 

I put up a new blackout poem on Kyle Rittenhouse. Read "Pinned" on Medium.

Dear John Schneider

I know what you were trying to say! We can fix this!

There! Dodged a bullet.

Summer 2023 Highlights: Memes for Dying Twitter

The memes while Twitter was burning to the ground were priceless.

Getting Ready for Twitter/X to Die

Connect to me via my new Bluesky account.

The X'ed Out Bird

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons dips his acrostic hand in the recent news today for Oddball Magazine. 

Still Twitter Haiku

It's X versis bird

and less than one week later,

bird is still the word.

 

Brave New World

I finally set up my Mastodon account. 

American Haiku: Forever to Get Musk Out

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Forever to Get Musk Out

Next brilliant move:

Twitter chosses replacement!

(send more bots...send more bots...)

Not Enough Fiddles

Red America: I hate my shitty boss.

Also Red America: A shitty boss would be perfect to manage our free speech!

Red America today: Who could’ve foreseen that the shitty boss would be shitty?!?

Twitter's Full!

Not even a week into Elon Musk owning Twitter, and it's already an overrun septic.

If You Don't Get This Yet, You Will

 

It Was Inevitable

My Twitter feed is slowly turning to a collection space for all the #TwistedTea remixes.

Accomplished

Posting this to Donald Trump Jr.'s website might be the most fulfilling thing I did all weekend. 

Still a Timely Joke Two Weeks Later