American Haiku: Curtsy Like It's 1864

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

 

American Haiku: Curtsy Like It's 1864

 

Clock back fifty years?!?

Try one hundred and sixty!

Abortion first, abolition next...Abortion first, abolition next...

 

September--particularly the eleventh--brought out all the crazy headlines from the absurd world of alt-right news between real anniversaries and fake audits. Let's look at a few of them.  "By the Time Q Gets to Arizona" is the newest Tales of the Alt-Blight over at Medium.