I'm posting a song from this group itch Funky Sex Machine, but I've never listened to it. I was Living/Arts Editor for my student newspaper.
I wasn't reviewing music anymore because I realized I wasn't very good at it. I gave the album to a new writer. She didn't like it but was waffling about actually writing this. To help her get her point across by creating a title for her review:
"Bitch Funky Sex Machine sputters and dies."
My peers and the newspaper's advisor thought this was the greatest thing I had ever written.
They probably still think that all these years later.
And now I need to find a dark corner to hide in.
