This Week's Friendly Reminder

Being poor is now considered a crime. Don't be volunteer police.

Not a Haiku, but Better

For reasons I couldn't begin to contemplate, the people who ask for spare change in the streets of San Fran are much more...aggressive...than I've seen in other cities. That's why I appreciated this person's more passive approach. 

I hope this person is being taken care of now in some shelter. They deserve that much at the very least for handing me the idea for the next bestband name ever. I will so buy that first alubm.