Showing posts with label Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Show all posts

Friday, July 31, 2026

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Now Alex Jones is calling for the impeachment of Trump. 

This would be his ultimate "What have I done?" reaction. 

Problem is, he can never blame himself. 

This is more his "What have they done to me?" reaction.

 He is only now viewing the atrocity of his own half-eaten face. 

Truthfully? I think he gnawed most of it off himself.

 

Friday, July 24, 2026

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Andrew and Vivian Tate teach a lesson to the hopelessy dense once again. The lesson is this: If you devote your life to supporting Donald Trump, he and his allies will leave you to rot in whatever prison you have created for yourself. This is actually good because if you've lasted this long a s a Trump disciple, you've likely done some terrible, unspeakable things. 

 

Friday, July 17, 2026

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Yes, Reverend, Trump "betrayed" you (as much as someone who made his evil intentions clear can possibly betray you when they're being obviously and honestly evil), but you fed your congregation to the leopards yourself. You betrayed them even more, and you deserve the leopards you get.


Friday, June 26, 2026

Friday, June 19, 2026

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Marco Rubio is sitting right next to the leopards. 

The Iran peace debacle is collapsing in real time. 

He's ready to witness his own face being eaten in real time. 

After all, JD Vance has only so much face to give.


Friday, June 12, 2026

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Nancy Mace's story shows that you can twist and destroy yourself for the fascists and they will still drop you at the slightest inconvenience.. 

Power has no loyalty to any servant of power. 


Friday, June 05, 2026

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Here's a list of everyone Trump is attacking. 

Some are Democrats. 

Some are people who worked for him. 

Loyalty isn't the point anymore. 

The persecution is. 

 Persecution is the only outcome for opposing Trump.

 Persecution is the only outcome for docile.

Persecution is the only outcome for being loyal.

It doesn't matter where you stand anymore.


Friday, May 22, 2026

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Thomas Massie was never and will never be the savior of the GOP or anything else. Simply put, what was he doing when the GOP was amassing all their power? Letting it happen, of course. You can't get the power by any means necessary and somehow wipe the blood from your hands like it was never there.  

 

Friday, May 08, 2026

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Dave Chappelle is so pathetic, he has to rely on Michelle Obama to restore the credibility he himself destroyed over the last decade. He ate his own face and now regrets it.


Friday, May 01, 2026

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

This week it's Laura Loomer. Lost a court case against the one person who would have slept with her several surgeries. Unfortunately, she's too old and over the hill for him now. She probably wanted the coveted position Ann Coulter had in the early two thousands, but she doesn't even get that. If we're lucky, she'll be most known for her father divulging her sexual history for all the world to wince at.


Friday, April 24, 2026

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

I could just say "women" this week and end it there, but let's start with Lori Chavez-DeRemer, another of the women forced to leave Trump's administration. Trump throwing women under the bus (or under the dirt of his golf resorts) is so predictable, now Tulsi Gabbard is projected as being next on the chopping block. Between them, Riley Gaines last week, and Caitlyn Jenner a few days ago, it seems like Trump is taking his frustrations out on women to make himself feel better about Iran. And unlike Iran, Trump is winning that fight.


Friday, April 17, 2026

Friday, April 10, 2026

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

I'm spoiled for choices this week, but the winner this week is Alex Jones. He finally realized that you can't be a Doomsday crier if Doomsday actually happens!


Friday, April 03, 2026

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 


Thank you, Pam Bondi, for making my work easy this week. Funny. When the news was trending on social media, I thought she had already been fired. Silly me. I was confusing her with other Trump Pickme, Kristi Noem. Another woman sacrificed to save countless yes men, who we're apparently supposed to feel sorry for. No. Just no.


Friday, March 27, 2026

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

More coming out with "buyers remorse," as if that term absolves them of their decision. They will probably never come back to the democrats' side, but they should at least go away. They should recognize they will never be mature enough to make decisions for themselves, let alone for others.