Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Stop trying to make Marjorie Taylor Greene appear noble. 

The Horrible People Were Always Horrible

"The Horrible People That Were Allowed to Be" is my new essay on my Substack.

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Marjorie Taylor Greene desperately trying to get out from under her own leopards.

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

This week's winning face is Marjorie Taylor Greene, who represents all the other right wingers who would rather see the United States continue attacking the brown people in our own country than attack brown people all the way over in Iran. 

American Haiku: MTG O-U-T?

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: MTG O-U-T?

Let us not get mired

in such trivialities!

(lock her out...lock her out...)

American Haiku: Marjorie Builds Burning Bridges

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Marjorie Builds Burning Bridges

We're all the same--'cept

for crisis actor demons.

Not now, I'm eating! Not now, I'm eating!

American Haiku: When No One Beats on the Brat

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: When No One Beats on the Brat

Five-seven-five boooo!

Whatcha gonna do, Daddy?

Take my balloon away? Take my balloon away?

American Haiku: White Lines

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: White Lines

Trump groupies agree:

For one elderly white man to live in the White House again,

the rest of America must burn.

American Haiku: Marjorie's New Man

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Marjorie's New Man

 

He's a cured pedo!

(that's the same thing as gay, right?)

I have a type...I have a type...

American Haiku: Marjorie's Primary Color

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Marjorie's Primary Color

White supremacists 

need to stop being replaced.

I mean targeted! (P.S. I'll still win!)

A Bonus Moment of Comics

Maybe this was the Marshal Law Marjorie Taylor Greene was referring to.

American Haiku: Cawthorn Answers the Call

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Cawthorn Answers the Call

Dear GOP: Need

a distraction from the coup?

I'm your man! I'm your man!

New Poem Up

"Everything Marjorie May Have Never Said" was published in The New Verse News. Thanks to James Penha for including my work again.

MTG Haiku

 

Dear Ms. Marjie Green

Time to remove your diaper

and face the country.

American Haiku: Spiritless Squad

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.

American Haiku: Spiritless Squad

Not just Build That Wall!

We have new talking points too!

(But Hunter's emails...But Hunter's Emails...)

American Haiku: Gaetz and Greene Gaslight

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.

American Haiku: Gaetz and Greene Gaslight

Where were all of you

the day we attacked America?!?

Ask the hard questions! Has the hard questions!

Why We Can't Let the Needle Move

Marjorie Taylor Greene is already back on Twitter and will probably always be an elected official unless her health is in crisis. Here's why we should be worried.