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American Haiku: Kentucky Fried

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Kentucky Fried

Thank you, McDonald's

for saving our ten year olds

from another school shooting!