Your Weekly Dose of God

Some Twitter/X art commenting on the idea of hearing or seeing the phrase Happy Holidays. Merry Fucking Christmas, I guess.

It's Christmas

Hope everyone is in as much peace as possible and as safe as possible. 

Love This Holiday Card from Richard Spisak

He and his wife make a really good Mr. and Mrs. Claus.

American Haiku: Trump's Die Hard Christmas

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump's Die Hard Christmas

 

How dare Joe Biden

give mercy to criminals!

That's my f--king thing! That's my f--king thing!

My Personal Post-COVID Christmas

Everything is ready for Molly to come back home for a holiday meal so long as I test negative. Hope the rest of you stay safe regardless of where you travel tomorrow.

Advent Calendar, Day Fifteen

Played this over the weekend while setting up the tree. The video cracked me up, I don't know about you, but if anyone was sick, the last thing I'd do is play *NSYNC.

 

Ready to Open

I'm glad that I didn't have to go out and buy new wrapping. My girlfriend is willing to go all paper bags next year.

Advent Calendar, Day Sixteen

Ed Sheeran and Elton John made a Christmas song. Did it really need Ed Sheeran?